Why did i write an antijoke? Because i can't write real jokes.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? • • • Stubbing your toe.

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Why do giraffes have long necks? To connect their bodies to their heads.

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A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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Knock knock. Knock knock. Knock knock. I'm hammering nails. Knock knock.

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Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

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"Sticks and stones" the man said and shat on three different complex turtles

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*puts thumbs up on own anti-joke. Nobody needs to know....

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What's worse than Bogans? Boat people.

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When one person has an imaginary friend, you call it being crazy. But when more than one person has the same imaginary friend, you call it religion.

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what did the astronaut say to the rocket scientist? hi

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A jewish man walks into a bar and then gets hit in the testicles. he now has testicular cancer.

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Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

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how do you get expelled? Rape a special ed kid.

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What's green, has six legs and would kill you if it fell on you out of a tree? A pool table.

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon..... so he can eat it.

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What's big, red and delicious? A prune. I lied about it being big, red and delicious.

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what can jump higher than a tree? anything that can jump because everyone knows that trees cannot jump.

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Whats 1 foot long and went in and out of my girlfriend? Our new baby

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Tim: You wanna hear an anti-joke? Billy: Yes! Tim: Okay, I've got one for you Billy: Let's hear it! Tim: 1

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T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... *next house* T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... *next house* T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.

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Why did the chicken croos the road? It didnt, my father caught him and cooked him for dinner.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp

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watched pride and prejudice last night. I hate period dramas... too much blood

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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