- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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the anti-joke.com joke was just like a normal joke. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

what is the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

what does a jet and plane have in common? the letter "e"

whats better than 7 babies in one trash can 1 baby in 7 trash cans

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

How did Bella fly? Very badly.

Why did the boy fail his maths test? He had no eyes due to a vicious bear attack earlier that year so couldn't read the questions or study from books resulting in him not being able to complete the task he was given.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Starving.

Roses are crimson. Violets are purple. I don't understand why this poem is so popular.

Immaculate Misconception - Motionless In White \m/

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve you kind here." The black man says, "Is it because I'm black?" The bartender replies, "Yes."

What's the best thing about the Pixies? Their music.

What did the penis say to the vagina during intercourse? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

Why couldn't the black guy support his family? He was only 3 years old.

what did the policeman say to an armed robber? you can go, as long as you don't hurt my doughnuts

What do you call an arabic man who sells bombs for a living? A business man.

Why did the director call cut? Because he was shot dead by Nazis.

what do a toothbrush and an ice maker have in common? ....They're both in your house.

what is the worst thing to find out about for wife she is your arm

Q. How many grains of rice can you fit in an egg? A. Fire extinguisher.

What's worse than a crying baby on a trans-Atlantic flight? A hungry lion on a trans-Atlantic flight.

What did the black guy say to the Jewish guy when it began to rain? It's raining.

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies in a truck? A: A pile of dead babies in a truck with one alive in the middle eating his way out.

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