What do you get when you put a blue bucket in the red sea? it gets wet

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What do the world and jelly beans have in common? Nothing.

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WOMENS RIGHTS

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How do you say a bad word in your language? Like this: "A bad word in your language"

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The baby started screaming in the dead of night. It woke up his mother, but his father did not be woken by it. why? Because the father left the mother some time ago, and emigrated to Australia with a new girlfriend, who is incidentially a model, and therefore he could not have heard hs child scream whilst on the other side of the world. His new girlfriend dosen't like him.

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A Mexican walks into Taco Bell, because it is the only restaurant within walking distance of his workplace.

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When the mom came home from work, she was very tired. Her son asked her nicely to make him a PB&J sandwich. She says sure and makes one for him. The boy was very happy and ate his sandwich. I was actually lying above. The mom was actually killed by three men in hoodies that were hiding in her backyard. The came inside and also murdered the boy. Worst of all the killers took all of the food and the rasberries the boy was looking forward to eat, Guess it doesn't matter since he is gone...

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what happened to the man who is standing in the rain? he got wet

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How do you fit an elephant into a car? You can't. Unless it's a baby elephant. You would probably also need a convertible with the top down.

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What do u call a man who sells hot dogs on the street? A Mexican

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Justin Bieber.

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What happened to the Jewish child that used to live life like a normal kid? Him and his family were taken to a ditch and shot to death. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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A woman was in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband. Shortly after she brings the sandwich to him and he thanks her seeing as his disabled legs prevent him from walking to the kitchen and making one himself. His wife later heads to her job as a firefighter.

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Why did Timmy's face hurt? Because there was a frog stapled to it.

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Who jumps the highest in basketball? The mascot because he has a trampoline.

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What's the funniest thing about this website? Everyone thinks their fucking hilarious because they keep making jokes about Sally who has no goddamn arms and little kids with terminal cancer

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A Haiku It Is This One Is Kind Of Boring Now It's Time For Bed

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What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

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A guy said a racist joke and he got beat up now he is in the hospital for what he said.

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A wife says to her husband "Everybody's coming over tonight, I want you to dress nice." *logically this cannot happen because there is no way that this couples residence can fit all 6 or so billion people in the world, nor would they want to.

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how did the girl die? she read all of your terrible anti-jokes.

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What do you call an Amerindian who finished medical school? A doctor.

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Why did the witch stay up all night with a broken broomstick? Because she couldn't sweep.

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Q: which of the following is a prime number? A: 17

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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