- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blind Man walks into a Bar. A young man quickly runs over to him and helps him up.

Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius!

How do you confuse a blonde? Beat her with a spatula while in a mankini with a dildo up your ass!

A young boy asks his father if there will be cake at the party. The father tells him there won't be and tells him to f*ck off.

whats the difference between 69 and 6.9 theres a period in the middle

Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell off and bumped his head Mama called the doctor an the doctor said, "I am calling Child Protection Services."

A blonde a brunette and a ginger jump off a cliff they die upon impact and their families mourn for years to come.

Why didnt the vampire have a reflection? You have to be real to have a reflexion

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Ok good, just checking. It would be a shame for your perishable foodstuffs to go bad.

why do elephants have such flat feet.....? from all those damn trees they have been juming out of....

what is almost like Jesus? Jesus

Tim: Hey Jennifer, do you wanna hear a joke? Jennifer: Okay Tim: Knock knock Jennifer: Who's there Tim: It's me Tim, you idiot

A deaf lion tried to kill a zebra. It succeeded.

Stephen Hawking

What do you call a paralyzed man on a fishing boat? Robert

Why did Bob stop at the light? Because it was red and not doing so would be illegal.

Why was the blonde on the train tracks? Because she was tied up by a madman on crack.

What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Peer pressure.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. -Knock Knock. -Who's there? -Not Sally.

If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? -Allergies.

What did the monkey say to the Pope and the Queen? Good evening, Your Holiness. Good evening, Your Majesty,

How do you burn Lebron James's house? With fire.

What did the frog say when it was attacked? Ribbit.

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