How do you cheat your friend up Throw a BRIC at her face.

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roses are red violets are blue i'm chinese and i don't know a joke pickle.

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What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? More than 6.

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A cat walks into a bar. She belongs to the owner, so he gives her a saucer of milk.

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What did Tom see after taking a much need long nap? The ceiling.

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Why did the police officer decide to eat a donut? Because he was slightly hungry, but a meal seemed too much for him.

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What did the kid tell his father? Go away, I'm watching elmo!

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how do you put a elephant in a fridge? open it and put it inside. how do you put a lion in a frige? you take out the elephant and put in the lion. there is a meeting for all the animals in the world which animal doesnt go? the lion because he's in the fridge. a man callshis dog and it doesnt come why not? because its at the meeting

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Why did the kid drop his football? He had a heart attack

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One fish... Two fish... Red fish... I have AIDs

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What happened when Mark's hair died? He got depressed that he was growing old and the signs of it were showing.

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and wasting you money

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Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? George Bush

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What did the man do when he went to the toilet went toilet

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whats hard long and you put it in your mouth everyday a toothbrush

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A rabbi walks into a bar, in traditional Jewish garb. The bartender takes one look at him and says "Sorry, you'll have to leave". The Jewish gentleman says "Why, don't you serve Jews in here?". The bartender replies "Of course we do, but we just found asbestos in the walls and we're closing for remodeling." The rabbi politely apologizes for making misplaced assumptions about the bartender's place of business.

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Alot of people try to make shitty jokes on this webpage, thinking they're funny. They aren't.

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WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENTENTS AT THE BOTTEM!!!

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What do you call a black lady with big boobs? Oh, wait, it's just a fat black guy.

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what do you call 100 muslims on a plane? Passengers

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Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was getting chased by a pedophile

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Billy: Hey Timmy, you're so fat your high school picture was an aerial photograph Timmy: Oh yeah? Well you're so fat when you tried to take that photograph the helicopter pilot told you to get out because you're too fat

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why did the man throw a stone in the lake? because he'd had a long day at work.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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