hey justin

What would u like to drink?

I took my blind grandmother to the art gallary

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

My name is Dave I like poems Microwave ummmmmmmmm (enter word that rhymes with poems)

Why was Billy's grandma not around for Thanksgiving? Because she's dead

Is your refridgerator running? because if its not, you should probably have it looked at by a repair man,

I hate it when I press submit, and I forgot to finish the jo

What's the difference between a fat boy and a thin boy? Fizzy drinks!

Whats worse than being bored, Being you.

Even though Jenny was retarded, her parents didn't love her any less than the family dog.

why did the boys run from Michael Jackson? because they thought he was a ghost

What's the difference between an airplane and a cantaloupe? What? Wow your a dumby head.

Knock Knock Who's There? Im Black Im Black Who Open The Door Now Pancakes Granted

Knock knock. "Who's there?" "It's Mr. Johnson, your next door neighbor." "Come on in."

Q: A woman is hit by a motorcycle. Whos fault was it the motorcyclist's or the woman's? A: It was the motorcyclist's fault. He shouldn't of been riding his mortorcycle in the kitchen while she was making my sandwich.

What's worse than failing an exam? Failing two exams.

Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents

what did charlie sheen do when his ex wife insulted him? he horribly abused her

Why can't Michael Jackson swim? Because he is dead.

What do you get when you combine a baby and a chainsaw? 30 years to to life in prison.

How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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