- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENTENTS AT THE BOTTEM!!!

whats hard long and you put it in your mouth everyday a toothbrush

Dad: sussy, do you know how you were made? Sussy: No, how? Dad: With this DICK!!

What do you call a black lady with big boobs? Oh, wait, it's just a fat black guy.

Alot of people try to make shitty jokes on this webpage, thinking they're funny. They aren't.

Billy: Hey Timmy, you're so fat your high school picture was an aerial photograph Timmy: Oh yeah? Well you're so fat when you tried to take that photograph the helicopter pilot told you to get out because you're too fat

why did the man throw a stone in the lake? because he'd had a long day at work.

Q:where does baby oil come from? A:Only the finest of babies

what do you call 100 muslims on a plane? Passengers

Why celebrate your birthday, its just getting closer and closer the death.

What did the man do when he went to the toilet went toilet

Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

Why was the Jew evicted from his home? He forgot to pay the rent

what do you call a woman with cancer wearing a wedding dress? a shouttellcock

What do a mole and an eagle have in common? They both can fly except for the mole

What's faker than Nicki Minaj's tits? Women rights.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

once upon a time jess was happy this once upon a time was a very long time ago, BABADOOK !

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Not Suzy!!

If your Uncle Jack helped you off an elephant, would you help your Uncle jackoff an elephant? Probably not because it would take more than 3 hands to jack off an elephant P.S. Your Uncle Jack only has 1 hand. Your uncle was on a swing and a clown cut off his hand with an ax

Two guys are walking on a bridge. One has long hair. The other does not care.

You know what's catchy? A cold

What's green and fuzy and could kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table

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