When life throws you lemons, your first instinct is to make lemonade. Due to your severe lemon allergy, however, you will die within several minutes and therefore have no viable method of creating said lemonade. You die horribly and your death sparks a movement against the biological warfare of life.

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Why did the blonde go to business school? She wanted to get into business, and decided that a business degree was a good place to begin.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cancer

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Why was the boy's face red? He put his cat in a blender.

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What did Sally want for Christmas? Nothing, she is Jewish.

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a kid plays computer games alot and gets carpoltunel in both hands and lives in pain for the rest of his life.

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why did the boy have no friends? cause he was smelly

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you walk into a bar Griffin: 'are you ok'

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What's worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two buses.

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What's worse then me banging your mom? The fact that I gave her HIV

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Roses are Red Violets are Red My Garden is on Fire.

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It's not that hard to be Dyslexic. You just have to accept it nad ovem no.

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Adolf the Red-Nosed Hitler

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This is a haiku. Not a very good haiku, But still a haiku.

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Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

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Your Mum Is So Dumb, It Took Her 2 Hours To Watch 60 Minutes.

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie-roll center of a tootsie-pop? zero if you bite it

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Why was the muslim surprised? A tyrannosaurus rex bit off his legs.

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What did Stephen Hawking say to a prostitute? Push me, and then just touch me, Till I can get my, Satisfaction.

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Q) What do you get when you cross a brown chicken with a brown cow? A) An abomination

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How many licks did it take for the owl to get to the center of the tootsie roll tootsie pop? A: Since when did owls have tounges?

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Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting owl Interrupting owl- HOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Why did the white man beat the black man in a fight? The white man was bigger. Also, he was a black belt in Brazillian Jiu Jitsu.

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How can you tell Santa is racist? He doesn't give Africans presents.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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