Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a convicted rapist.

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A old man walks into a hospital He doesn't come back out

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Knock-knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Knock-knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Knock-knock Who's there? Banana Banana who? Banana you glad I didn't say banana?

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Q: What's worse than not having a good relationship? A: Starving Africans

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Why did Kurt Cobain commit suicide? Because it was drug related

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why do jews have such big noses? A: it has been inherited through many generations

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Knock, Knock? Who's there? Its Gilly.

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Q: How do you make a clown frown? A: Hit it with an ax.

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A Horse walks into a Bar. The barman says "Why the long face?" The Horse had cancer.

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Why did the white woman press charges against the black guy? Because he raped her

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A Jew, a Muslim, and a black guy board a plane. Who gets kicked off first? The jew for his unruly behavior towards the flight attendant.

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What's long, brown, and in the toilet? The chocolate bar I just threw in the toilet.

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How do you make a clown cry? Kill his family

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I`m not as random as you think i`m salad.

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who killed more poeple than jeffory dommer, john wayne gayce, and ted buny combined cancer

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How do you put an elephant in a refridgerator? Go to your local zoo with a shotgun, shoot to kill, load elephant in Uhaul, drive home, remove elephant from Uhaul, sharpen your ax, put on mask to pevent excessive blood on face, begin to chop elephant into small chunks, put the chunks into ziplock bags, call a friend to help you move bags into refridgerator, and move bags into refridgerator. Once all the bags are in the refridgerator, dismiss your friend, get in car, and drive to mexico because killing an elephant is not legal and the police will be there soon. Now as for the giraffe...

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What do you call an art history major with a job? A gainfully employed member of society, who assuredly benefited from his access to higher education (and quite possibly from acquaintances or family members within the company that employs him, though it is often considered impolite to mention this latter fact, as it may be construed to denigrate the aforementioned individual or his chosen field of study).

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So a ninja walks into a bar and he sees a cowboy and the ninja says i will kill you with my mad ninja skills and the cowboy says who needs mad ninja skills when you got a gun

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Roses are red violets are blue, he is for me and not for you, he's too ugly you can have him

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what did jake say to the priest? hmmm, salty

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Knock, Knock!! Who's there?! The Police!! Open the f*cking door and get down on your knees.

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what's the difference between a black man and a bench? the bench is an inanimate object

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What is the anwer to life? (>^v^ )> KIRBY DANCE

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Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

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Anti Joke

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