Moon: The sun shines bright like a virgin. He must be high..

thumb_up thumb_down -30

Q-What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? A-Where's my tractor?

thumb_up thumb_down -30

knock knock. who's there? your neighbor. o hi come one in!

thumb_up thumb_down -30

What the person say to the other Person? Hi.

thumb_up thumb_down -30

what is green and red and goes 100 miles per hour? frog in a blender

thumb_up thumb_down -30

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I am epileptic. SLAWWAWASWAKHINGAGAGAGAKIHARGAVBAZSAWAWAWAWAAAAA

thumb_up thumb_down -30

Your momma's so stupid, she threw out all the W's in the m&m's packet

thumb_up thumb_down -30

Q: What does one man with alzheimer's say to the other man with alzheimer's. A: Purple, because magic doesn't go through chickens.

thumb_up thumb_down -30

Sickman Fraud, cocaine snorting alshole... "Oh yeah mommy I love raping you so much... What where are you? This cocaine is really bad quality man! The effect was so short..." Your friendly r*pist neighborhood Moral Man: "Because since when do you really need cocaine... ...In order to rape your mother?"

thumb_up thumb_down -30

A clueless chicken walks into a bar. Now being cooked on the BBQ.

thumb_up thumb_down -30

What's brown, black, and red all over? The burning cross on the lawn of a respectable African-American family.

thumb_up thumb_down -30

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

thumb_up thumb_down -30

What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

thumb_up thumb_down -30

I gotta friend named Michael Nugyen and he dishonored his family. Did I mention he was asian ( he live in tampa fl )

thumb_up thumb_down -30

Two Pigs are in a bath. One pig says to the other "pass me the soap", to which the other pig replies "Do I look like a typewriter?"

thumb_up thumb_down -30

What is red and ragging? A Hemorrhoid

thumb_up thumb_down -30

Knock knock Whos there Your Ma Your Ma who Your ma's in jail!!!

thumb_up thumb_down -30

A Fat person walks out of mcDonalds

thumb_up thumb_down -30

so how about that irline food

thumb_up thumb_down -32

Cody went to the store. Big Floppy Donkey Dick.

thumb_up thumb_down -32

Why do Mexican's wear pointy shoes? Because its part of their culture and is used as a sign of dignity when dancing to tribal music

thumb_up thumb_down -32

What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing. The ocean is inanimate and therefore incapable of speech.

thumb_up thumb_down -32

What do you get when you cross isopropil alcohol,ammonia; dish detergent fluid, water, vinegar, and lemon oil? Window Cleaner.

thumb_up thumb_down -32

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because his hands were amputated.

thumb_up thumb_down -32

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops