The snake had no skatebord to put johnnys refrigirator because the bettles mom had stolen the clowns purse were his parking had been for the airplane higway stop.

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Once upon a time there was a king who had a daughter. She eventually grew up and contracted aids got run over by a bus and shit her pants..

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How do you fit four elephants in a car ? Two in the front and two in the back

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if you want to see somthing funny, throw a small child imbertween two catholic priests!

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Who is Jim Wonderbread? A whorrible person

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I farted and it smells like rotten ham with melted cottage cheese now dislike this please.

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Why did Billy fail his math quiz? Because he's stupid.

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Yo momma is so dumb, the tests came back positive for mental retardation and she has been given an expected life expectancy of 2 years.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Marla should be home by now, it's nearly 6." He was unaware he had lost his tractor until the next morning.

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What happens when you yank on someones nuts? They cry

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whats worse than finding 10 dead baby's in 1 garbage can... finding 1 dead baby's in 10 garbage can

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what do you call a guy with no arm and legs laying by the door? Matt! what do you call a guy with no arms and legs floating on water Bob!

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Q- Where did Sally go during the explosion? A- Everywhere!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Do you play piano? No

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Q: What happened to the dog when he eat the banana? A: he got raped by a monkey...

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A blind man walks into a bar. The shopkeeper says, "the bar is nextdoor." The man walks out.

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What do you call a taxi driver eating on a gourmet restaurant? A taxi driver.

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What did the man say to the woman with two black eyes? "Oh my goodness! Are you alright?!"

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Vicky is my best friend.

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How many Jews can you fit in an ashtray? None, it would be ridiculous to even try to fit one in an ashtray.

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Why did Bill fall out if his chair? He was hit by an airplane.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? The eventual extinction of humanity, followed by the death of the universe.

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What's worse then having gum stuck on the bottom of your shoe? Having a stick poked in your eye. What's worse then having a stick poked in your eye? Having a nail go through your foot. What's worse then having a nail go through your foot? Having a stick poked in your eye and a nail going through your foot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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