Why was six afraid of seven? It wasn't. A number is a mathematical object used to count and measure.It is not a living thing and therefore does not possess thoughts and feelings.

Why did the man fail to enter the CAPTCHA phrase correctly? Because he was actually a bot, and bots are typically prohibited from accessing information on most public web sites.

Wanna hear a joke? that disabled guy who wants to climb mount everest.

want to get screwed for four years? VOTE REFUGLYCAN!

why did the chicken cross the road? because it felt like it!

knock,knock whos there? teddybear. teddybear who? a teddybear killed your family.

roses are gray, violets are gray, Im a dog

Why did the Chinese Arab buy blue paint? He already had red in his basement.

What's funnier than 24? NOTHING!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To mutilate the body of a Jewish girl that lay on the other side.

three black teenagers went to the cinema to watch twilight

Q. Why didn't the Hero rescue the princess? A. Because he crunched some numbers, realized the incredible odds against him, and decided against it.

Whats Funnier than the Holacaust? A: Nothing you asshole!

What's worse than finding a worm in your pork? Finding half of a worm, because the worm you just ate is going to live in your stomach, breed, then come out your butt. Or the Apocalypse.

My friend, who has struggled with a lifelong battle against anorexia, died yesterday..." "Oh my god, I'm so sorry!" "Yeah, me too. The car ran the stoplight and it was all over...

Knock Knock? Whos there? The police, please open the door.

Tommy got neutered.

Hey i just met you. and this is crazy. I sent you my pubes in an envelope.

Why was timmy having trouble with his homework? Because lobotomies were a forced practice in the 1950's.

The average man ejaculates at 40mph, which is why its safer to hit a child at 30mph

What's ugly and has shit smeared over its teeth? Smelly McD (He also wears bin bag clothes)

Q: Who was shot 50 years ago? A: Abraham Lincoln was shot 50 years ago! (=

How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one.

They see me trollin' They hatin'...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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