- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red, blue & green all over?

2 + 2 = fish

so...um, yeah

can you touch your toes? no

Roses are red Violets are blue I am staraiL so dont touch me!!!!!

Dude, that's not banana ice cream...

Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

I can't hear you. I have carrots in my ears.

What/s funnier than 24 dead Jews? 25 dead Jews. What/s funnier than 25 dead Jews? 6 million dead Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

charly ate an apple. the apple was filled with poison and charly died.

Three dogs start a club called the Holly Place Exclusive Dog Club. The Club Motto is, "You can't be in our club. Just us. Read the sign. It says "Exclusive". How is that confusing? Get away from here. Now."

What was the blind man's favorite game? Marco Polo

-What's funnier than a dog with no legs? -The movie Dumb and Dumber, in my opinion.

What goes up but never comes down? This dick

A postal worker creeps past a sleeping bulldog. The dog does not wake up, and the mail is delivered successfully.

when i yell your name i probably want your attention :) S.H.

Why was the Jew sad Because it was Christmas.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

the only thing funny about this website is the fact ciaran hawkins is in love with it

A woman walks into a bar but is promptly returned to her kitchen by an officer of the law. Later that same evening, she is beaten mercilessly by her husband for her outright disrespect for the social restrictions imposed upon her gender.

I accidentally solicited a prostitute today. I was driving in an iffy neighborhood and saw a woman on the sidewalk, so I stopped to ask if she could give me directions. She must have misheard me.

who has less of a soul then you? a ginger

What are 3 skills black people have that they use for basketball? Great hand eye co-ordination, communication and encouragement.

What do you call a magic owl? HOO-DINI!

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