- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's grey and can't climb trees? A parking lot.

You have 10 apples and 12 cabbages How many pizzas can you fit on the roof? Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

Knock, Knock No one was home.

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? A miracle

Dude, you're playing call of duty by yourself and in last place...HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE!!??

Yo momma's so fat she got her own zip code! except she doesn't because zip codes are reserved for much larger areas than that of your mother.

hello i hav a growing interes in math and arithmetic especially when it involves pi if u are still reading this you either didnt realize that this was a joke or just didnt care but most likely it means that the first line interested or bored u and u wanted to find out wut the rest was u like????

What's the differnce of victims of Brady and Hindley and a pile of dead babies? Some were born dead and others were raped then killed. Kelvin Yang.

Why don't birds cry when they get hurt, lose a loved one, or watch opera? How the f*** should I know.

whats worse than the Holocaust....6 million Jews

What is big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't.

What do you call an African American woman with Tourettes? This question cannot be answered correctly. The African American woman was misdiagnosed. She is really a crack whore.

What do you call a person who kills a black? A black man

hello? knock knock. you called me, why are you saying knock knock?

What looks like Micheal Jackson but isn't Micheal Jackson A black guy

What's worse than depression? Having depression and killing yourself

what did your mom say to you? go fuck your self you stupid greedy shit. you start crying later in your bedroom, then your mom comes with a bag full of your fathers semen, and dildos. and forces you to drink the entire bag.

Who looks like a bird and can fly to hogwarts? Dean McKee. his scar is f u c k i n g rotten

A high school student finally gets the nerve to ask his long-time crush on a date. They begin dating, and eventually settle down and get married. After six months of marriage, she dies in a car crash and he spends years in therapy.

what did old retarded autistic ginger kid get for his birthday? i dont know thats why i asked

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A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

What do you call a Russian man who is on the moon? A cosmonaut

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