Why didnt Stevie Wonder wave back at the white man? Because he's a racist.

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? A one-way ticket to Hell for messing with God's creations, you heathen!

So everything, the chat we had before was all you know, a game so I would call you? I am not sleepy but I can wait until you can confirm everything.

what do you call a toddler with a gun? uninteresting

Knock, Knock! Go away!

A my dog was a rappa. He recorded a hit. But it had no lyrics, because he is a dog.

What did the Black guy say to the Jew? Lets be equals

A boy walks into a bar, then walked out. He's not 21!

You know why they call me Scuba Steve? Because I Scuba Dive.

What do you call a black Englishmen? Rodger

Knock Knock Whos there Cameron oh

A man walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" He says, "I have acromegaly"

Knock Knock Whose there? Ben Dover Come in

what do you call a black man that killed somebody? a murderer.

Why did the italian go to jail? because he had just robbed a bank and then brutally murdered his wife and kids.

whats worse than worldwarII world war iii

what do you call a bird that is gay bird a gaybird

what do u say when u steal something? STOLEN!!!!!!!!!

Pull my finger. Not right now. I'm watching The Price is Right.

Why are apples cheaper than lemons? Because you have to pay less money then lemons to buy them

Why did the blonde tattoo her zip code on her stomach? She wanted a tattoo.

Q. How did the blind man cross the road A. By an abmulance which took him to the hospital because his first attempt to cross was unsuccessful and the hospital was conventeintly located on the other side of the road.

What do you call an animal that is blue, fluffy and lives in the arctic? I don't know and that's why I'm asking you.

Little Jack Horner sat in a corner, Dead.

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