If at first you don't succeed, there's a very substantial probability that you failed.

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Why did the man fall on the floor? He had a heart attack.

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what is green and smells bad? an orange dolphin that poops out rainbows.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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whats black white and red all over an abused child

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A Quadriplegic walks into a bar.

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I'm Ryan Dunn, and this is a 120 mph car crash

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time to spruce up!

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

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Did nims chinnie? Fins.

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What's the same between grapes and squirrels? They're both purple, except for the squirrel.

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A horse walks into a bar the bartender says to the horse y the long face the horse is unable to speak English, shits on the floor than leaves.

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You know what likes to get fisted? Sock puppets.

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Knock Knock I have a door bell It's broken Oh

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What do you call a lesbian eskimo? The name she was given at birth.

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Tic tac toe Your mother and I are getting a divorce.

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Faithful men.

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Don't tell anyone, the Health Department is already on our backs.

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Montague goes to the alcoholics meeting and says "Hello I'm Montague and I am an alcoholic" Evreyone points at him and chants "LOSER!, LOSER!, LOSER!, LOSER!" Montague is appaled, he expected to be welcomed with sympathy and respect. Then he realises his mistake. He has walked into meeting with a bottle of whisky and is wearing a Justin Beiber T Shirt

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A bear walks in a restaurant and asks for a table for one. Meanwhile, everyone else in the restaurant is freaking out because there is a bear in there

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whats funnier than 24?????????????????????????????????????????? 25

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Why did the black guy cross the road? He didn't because he forgot to precede crossing the busy street with caution; therefore he was critically injured and then placed in a hospital.

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Q: How do you kill a goblin if the fries are next to the sushi? A: Yes. Walruses have nostrils and rubber chickens don't like microwaves!

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A mute man writes a joke that would only be funny to blind people.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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