Why did the young Mexican apply for a job at McDonalds? The economy is down and his family could use the extra money.

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Why did the moose cross the road? Migration.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. You think they should have ducked?

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knock knock who's there? THE ROCKET POWERED FIST!!

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How did the black man start his car? He turned on the emission and lightly leaned his foot on either the accelerator or reverse pedal, depending on the position of the car.

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why did the chicken cross the road? i have no idea, i dont know what goes on in a chicken's brain. the better question would be why was a chicken loose in a city

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What's black white and red all over A Nun after being pushed down the stairs

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What do you call white trash Garbage

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Kid: "Tell me about when you were young, Grandpa." Grandpa: "Oh, sonny, those were crazy times. My friends and I were out of control. We used to give each other wet-willies and funny arm. We'd play dandy-balls and legs-a-spread and penis-butt." Kid: "Sounds kind of gay, Grandpa. " Grandpa: "It was gay. Everyone was. But, back then, we were called pole-fancies. It was real, good old-fashioned "grab the nearest tree and hold on for dear life" gay, not today's fancy, featherbed, thread-count gay. People got hurt back then! Kid "That's gay." Grandpa: "Yeah, it was pretty gay "

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Why do jews love money so much? Because money is very valuable and everyone loves it.

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Q: What's more silly than the idea of a wealthy, successful black man? A: A Clown

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what is the only thing in the world that can pick up 1000 jews at once? A vacuum cleaner

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what did the person with yellow teeth and the person with white teeth have in common? they have a nose.

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Potatoes have skin. I have skin. Therefore, I am a potato.

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What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

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why was the man on the roof? he was about to commit suicide.

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What did the wife get her husband after he became a paraplegic in a car accident? Divorce papers.

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You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

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Why is the moon gray? Why is it not?

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? He didn't, animal control took the dog away from Helen because she could not properly care for the dog.

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why did the koala fall out of the tree? because it was dead

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How does your sister ride a bicycle? My sister does not have any legs.

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What do you call something that lives in a pineapple under the sea? I don't know, but that seems like an improbable circumstance.

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The power of Mindfuck: What if you can only walk left when you are right? And if you can walk right when you are the only one left? What is left when everything is right? Moral: Create a right world by taking the left road? YOU PIECE OF FILTH!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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