- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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John went to the shop to purchase a can of coca cola. He left the shop with a can of coca cola.

Why did the sailor fall off the boat? Because vampires arent real.

Why was Jenny alone? Everyone else had died in a zombie apocalypse.

Why did the little kids call the boy "pornboy" Because he showed gay porn at the bus stop

Just got cancer: YOLO!! -sad face-

What do you call a Mexican guy in America? A Mexican American

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no hands. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not sally.

If you go to a restaurant and you have more food on your plate then someone who is obese, you KNOW you have too much food.

Why did Timmy fall down the stairs Because he is blind and I pushed him

A boy and a girl are each granted a wish Girl: I want us to be lovers until the end of the world Boy: I want the world to end

Q: What do people usually find funny? A: A joke.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead."

what's worse than the holocaust? black people whats worse than black people? mexicans Whats worse than mexicans? 2 mexicans Whats worse than 2 mexicans? Africa

What do you call a dead black person? A corpse.

Jew logic fail: Jew: We have endured suffering for thousands of years! Guy: And how old are you again? Jew: eight. Moral: If you see a goddamn moral in this one then post it yourself :P

what did the child say to his mother? daddy raped me!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was holding on to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Pier pressure.

Harry to Voldemort: Your mother is so fat, her patronus is a cake!

What's green and fuzzy, has 4 legs, and if it falls from a tree it'll kill you? A pool table.

There is a blonde a Burnett and a red head. Life goes on.

What is the difference between a park bench and a Mexican? The park bench can actually suport a family A. Woj

Why did the girl fall of the swing? Because she was shot in the face by a lone gunman.

What's worse than the haulocost? Not much.

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