- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar, he realizes he has no money and leaves

What's worse than the haulocost? Not much.

What's living, purple, yellow, and green? Nothing.

A man walks into a dairy. Most people will not get this as it is cultural slang and they will think it is referring to dairy products.Oh well. This was going to be a good joke.

An asian woman was driving along the freeway one day when a police officer pulled her over and arrested her, The officer arrested her because she had killed her husband 5 years ago and she thought she had gotten away with it.

Q : How many babies do you need to paint a wall A : It depends on how hard you throw

What do you call most people over 50 who aren't married. Divorced

How do you tell identical twins apart? You can't. They look identical.

It's not just a boulder. It's a rock! A rooooocckk!

Roses are red, and violets are freakin violet. Not blue.

Why was the Pizza Delivery boy crying? He was sad.

whats green and has wheels? a green tractor.

What did the tampon say to the other tampon? Nothing, they were both stuck up bitches.

Roses are red violets are red bushes are red oh shit my garden is on fire

Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

How many fingers am i holding up? 4

What did the black kid get for christmas? A wii with duel contollers and a 2 year insurance for it incase it gets robbed or damaged

What did I say to my mum this morning? Good morning.

Vote this down and get DOXED

I was flying in the sky but lost control and crashed. I woke up on the floor.

What's long hard and full of seamen? A boat, or possibly a submarine.

What sinks quickly to the bottom of a river? Your dead parents.

Chris: Hey, want to hear a sad joke? Joe: No, those are mean and offensive.

What's better than doing the Hannah Montana's hoedown-throwdown? Throwin' that ho down.

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