- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

When life gives you lemons you have lemons.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilate was a loaf of bread.

Llega San Pedro le dice a dios y se va.

What did Robin say to Justin Beiber? You're gay. Angus L.

Connor is homo

Why did the black man get arrested? He sold cocaine.

So, a Bobcat walks into a bar. A few moments later, the bar was empty, save a bobcat and two critically wounded men.

What's green and if you eat it you die? A Biljarts table.

what do u call a turtle with no shell? Larry

A pirate walks into a doctors office with ship's wheel attached to his crotch. Pirate: "Arrrrrr, do ya accept Kaiser Permanente?" Doctor: "Yes, but there's a $20 co-pay."

What did the black guy say to the white guy running off the cliff? Watch out! You're running off a cliff!

Why did the guy to the moo moo cow say? Yesterday, I took a crap at the restaurant and the toilet got stuck so I stole the vehicle and won the lottery.

A man walked into a bar making it immediately apparent that he had no future in competitive limbo.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven drove two planes into the world trade center.

Knock knock. Get out!!

*puts thumbs up on own anti-joke. Nobody needs to know....

Why did the football player walk so funny? He went to Penn State!

Q. Why were the children sad? A. They'd just been abducted by a dodgy old man in a van.

Q #1: Why did Sally fall off the swings? A #1: She has no arms. Q #2: Knock Knock Who's There? Not Sally.

Why was 6 afraid of 7.... because 7 was black

Why was Johnny so sad His father beat his mother

I used to be an adventurer like you, Then I settled down in a quiet place in the woods with a girl and raised a family.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i have Alzheimers, Roses are red

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