Teacher: "Kenny, what is the biggest mammal on land?" Kenny: "A stranded whale."

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You know what's the least funniest part about cancer? I am about to die in about a month or so.

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Why are you bored? because fungus grows in your eyeballs so you try to stab it out but you end up blind and dead lol

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What did the blonde order in the restaurant? A cup of coffee.

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Why didn't the white kid go to school? Because it was Martin Luther King day.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? getting your Fallopian tubes ripped out by wolverine

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what do u call something black and hanging from a tree.............................. a black guy

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hating his life and his job, the man leaves work early and while he is in the elavator he has thoughts about killing himself after returning to his apartment he turns on the TV and grabs his gun out of the drawer. sitting in a chair with a gun to his head he looks at the TV and realizes that his office building has just been hit by a 747 piloted by Al-Quida members. Suddenly the man realizes that maybe he has something to live for and decides not to kill himself.

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So there's this white guy with a huge dick.

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Your dad isn't gay...but his boyfriend..HES REALLY GAY!

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Roses are Red, I have a phone, Nobody texts me, Forever alone.

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How do you help someone stop drowning You take your foot off the back their head.

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Knock Knock, Who's There? Legolas They're taking the Hobbits to Isengard!

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1+1=2

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Bro my d*ck is like 20 inches. That's not healthy, an erection that big will deprive your brain of too much blood and kill you

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Why is the man's nose bleeding? Because I punched him in the nose. He looked at me funny.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in an apple? having a worm sized penis.

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Q: Why did Jimmy not have balls? A: A terrible, terrible sand paper accident.

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What's the best type of silence in a family? None, all families should be open in communication.

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What is Arnold Schwarzenegger's favorite lollipop? Choppa Chups.

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Why isn't this joke funny? Because it has no point.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Orange

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a duck walks onto a basketball court during a game. The referee sees the bird and blows his whistle crying fowl just as the player was running up to dunk. The confused bird flies away and the referee gets punched by the angry player.

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What does it mean if your tv appears floating away in the dark? You had an awesome tv.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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