- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at rhyming turd

how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw them

You know whats funny Aids

How are Lamborghinis and piles of dead babies alike? I don't have either in my garage. Except for the pile of dead babies.

How did the baby cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken

Why did Jonathan choose to watch something else other than Geordie Shore? Jonathan is intellectual.

2 beavers enter a bar, destroy all the stool legs, and leave.

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Because he is no longer alive.

why was the boy crying over his dog, his cat, and his bird? Cuz i raped them Wat about his pet hamster? I threw it at a wall

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Like to tell patrick porcupine to stop gaming

Your momma is so ugly... Yeah, yeah, yeah my momma's ugly, but guess what, at least I'm not an orphan asshole.

1.....2.....3.....boom you died

Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not the parents

Why was Mary's turkey dry on Thanksgiving dinner? Because she left it in the oven too long.

1-1 was a race horse, 1-2 was one too, 1-1 won one once and 1-2 won one too

Why was the napkin wet? Some water was on it

person 1: hey! guess what? person 2: what? person 1: i once saw a brown polar bear

What's long, hard, and in my pants? The SAT's... I lied about it being in my pants.

Why did the cat eat himself? He was hungry

A black man and a white man were in a fight. Who won? I don't know. It was pay-per view and I didn't buy it.

what do you do with a fat little chug...kick em in the guts

Whenever someone asks you why you're sad, always remember this simple answer so that people won't keep asking you more questions: "Because Hitler died"

Man I just flew in from Pittsburgh...Boy are the people ugly.

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