- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats black and white and red all over?.. The L.A. Race Riots.

What do you call Batman with a knife in his chest? Dead

Why did the black man repeatedly punch the white man? The two men were boxers. They were fighting in a charity boxing match. Revenue generated by the event went towards cancer research.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Presents

Nina and Harry sitting in a tree K-I-S-S-I-N-G, first comes love, then comes marriage, then comes divorce because their marriage didn't turn out right and Harry hit Nina in the head with a iron...

What do a grape and an Elephant have in common? For sensitivity to people who suffer from color blindness, this joke has been cancelled.

Why was the little boy crying? Because he had an undescended testicle

What is better then winning the special olympics? Not being retarded

Why couldn't Austin eat his noodles? He was a horse, and horses don't have hands, silly goose!

Why are kenyans so fast? Because due to evolutionary changes, people from that area of the world have evolved to have superior muscle builds to sprint, hence giving them a natural advantage against an equally trained athlete form another part of the world with an equal skill level

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a blind-deaf-mute.

What's Green and flies? Super Grapes cousin Super Grape

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit it with an axe!

Hey I just met you and this is crazy, but Im on bath salts, and you're face looks tasty;)

Q: What do you call cheese that's not your own? A: Someone else's cheese

Why did the chicken cross the road? Due to a lack of awareness of its surrounding, it died attempting to cross the road.

Q.How many dinosaur species can jump as high as a house? A.All of them, houses can't jump

So three ants are in a straight line. The first ant said there's an ant behind me, the second ant said there's an ant behind me, and the third ant said there's an ant behind me. Why is this? The third ant lied.

What do you get when you cross a pig and a cactus? A godless abomination that violates every ethical standard known to man.

What's the best part of twenty one year old's? Their bodies have matured enough that the U.S. government deems it safe for them to consume alcoholic beverages with proper I.D.

Why can't Emily swing because she has no arms Knock Knock Who's there Not Emily

What happens when you throw a blue rock into red water? It gets wet...

A white guy, a mexican, and a black guy are in a race. Who always wins? Whichever one crosses the finish line first

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