- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the same about Jerry Seinfeld and Adam Sandler They are both comedians

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can't fly, what choice did it have? All it wanted to do was to get to the other side. That chicken knew what it wanted to do in life. What do you want to do with your life? Be chicken smart. Cross the road.

Why did the fungus leave the party? Truffle.

Miscarriages.

How did the man die? A gorilla raped him

What's sad about three black men in a Cadillac driving off a cliff? They were my friends.

So this guy filled with blood, right? This caused his veins to protrude and him to bleed strongly when he cut his wrists with razors later that night- because of his struggle with depression and substance abuse.

Why was the man wearing all white? He was a part of the Ku Klux Kan.

Yo mama's so fat that she needs substantially larger clothes than most other people

Q:A man walked into a bar. He looked at everyone and suddenly started crying. Why? A: Because everyone was drunk, and therefore came to the point where no one could remember him or anyone else.

Why did the seagull fly over the sea, It had wings.

Why did the Girl fall of the swing? She had no arms Knock Knock Who's There? Not That Girl

What do you call a Mentally Challenged Black Man? Whatever Name his parent(s) Gave him at birth.

Two monkeys are lying in a tree. Big monkey and little monkey, little monkey bites the big monkey's tale, big monkey starts jumping around the place shouting. Little monkey just starts laughing and takes another sip of whiskey.

What do you think when you see an asian woman behind the wheel of a car? She's very attractive.

How would I re-arrange the alphabet? I would place P in your butt...

a giraffe walks into a bakery, "can I have 101 brown loafs please?" the baker answers: "hmm I've got only 100 loafs is that ok too?" the giraffe says: "why the hell would I need a 100 loafs?!"

So two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? most likely one unless there is physical disability that makes this person incapable of this action

Bob: Your mama's so fat, she rolled over four quarters and made a dollar! Todd: YOur mama's so fat, here's a picture of her tied up in my basement. Todd wins the insult war.

Why did the Japanese man fall down the stairs? He was blind and deaf and not aware of his surroundings to prevent himself from doing so.

Logan's gay

what's the difference between a bearded man and bearded lady the bearded man has a penis

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