What are we ? Students ! What do we want ? Six months holiday ! When do we want it ? Twice a year !

kill yourself

What's worse than waking up with a hangover? Not waking up at all

What do you call a man named Cornelius? Well, he prefers to go by his middle name, Eric, because he was teased as a child for being named Cornelius.

Why was the iPhone screen cracked? Because it was dropped on a rock.

A black guy walked in to a gas station, walked up to the counter and payed for his items with his debit card.

How do you make a Muslim mad? You burn the Quran.

What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?" Oh ya he had alzheimers.

did u ever hear a bird joke "no" hawkword

What is the mexican dream? To jump the border

I like my wine just like how I like my woman 5 years old and in my basement.

When Michael Jackson was in a dark tunnel, it didn't work when he turned his flashlight. How come? A: Because it was out of battery

Whats worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Having a Hippo give you head.

A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" asked the bartender. "It's genetic." replied the horse, amazed at the man's incapability to understand horses.

Life is like the Titanic. You cruise along on course and everything is great -- until you hit an iceberg and 1,517 people die.

Hurr durr, I shit my pants.

my computer teacher just left the room. teehee JLR

Q. Which is longer ... a rope ?

What would EARTH without ART be? EARTH, you dummy.

why are black people so fast? because there black

When life gives you lemons you have lemons.

If your riding your bicycle down the railroad tracks and your wings fall off how much icecrea does it take to fill a upside down doghouse

Why did the guy die. He OD on drugs

I was gonna tell a gay joke Butt fuck it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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