- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the man on the roof? he was about to commit suicide.

Know whats worse than a worm in your apple? Getting fridges thrown at you.

If you are American when you walk into a bathroom and American when you walk back out, what are you when you are inside the bathroom? You're probably dispelling waste products from your body.

What did obama say to the united states of america YES WE CAN

Your Black, Im Black, We're all Black

who's a slut... you're mom

Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

Hey, Batman Yeah? Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents!

the lemon was sweet.

The game.

What's long and black? A 12 inch black dick.

What do you call a straight A student that takes 6 Vicodin's, 5 Percocet's, and 7 Adderalls? I don't know, but he will most likely die of drug overdose.

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Roast Beef is a solid and Pea Soup is a liquid

Stranger at door: Knock knock Oliver Twist: Who's there? Stranger at door: Not your parents.

My wife made me a sandwich

who is the shortest man in the world? ADITYA DEV

Did you hear about the dyslexic that choked on his own vimto?

Want to hear an anti joke? Me too thats why Im on this site.

Whats worse than anal sex Anal sex with razor blades

What's big, purple, and smells like children? Barney

Q: Why can't Carl drive? A: Carl is a stone

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

Why was the black guy being talked to by several policemen? Because he was advertising a new renting deal on an apartment downtown and the two policemen were openly gay and have a right to live together.

Q: what do you call a man eating some chicken ? A: a hungry man (hahahahahahaha.......i should get a life)

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