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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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nock nock who's there is me u idiot we aranged this yesterday

how do you stop a gang of black people from raping a white woman? throw a basketball

Why did the woman cross the road? Why the hell is she out of the kitchen!

What do you call a dinosaur when it gets out of a pool? Wet.

Yo mama so poor, she can't afford luxuries

Why did the chicken cross the road? Beacause the destination he was trying to reach was across this road Notice how he tried This is because he got hit by a car but know one cares for him

How many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house Purple because ice cream dosnt have bones

What do you do when you have a baby and your being shot by a terrorist. You use the baby as a shield.

oh hi, i'm an idiot, i mean mitt romney

Hum... I am actually a redhead... Which is so strange saying to anyone including myself, I dye it like constantly.

What do you call 2 lesbians in a canoe? Fur traders

A man hits a woman while driving. Whose fault is it? The mas. He was out drinking that night and shouldn't have gotten in his car in the first place.

Why did the Nazi Doctor drown a Jew in the lake? To see how long it would take a Jew to drown with its big nose. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Whats red, black and brown? My anus after a Friday night

did you know why people keep saying "you know...you know..." in their conversation? well i don't know

Where did sally go during the bombing? Everywhere.

What's white, warm, and dangerous? Cum.

i have a six pack.... of crayons......... just kidding i ate two of them

Why cant jonny walk? He has no legs.

Whats gay and smells like paint? A gay man covered in paint.

A man walks in to a bar. He gets a cuncussion and his heath insurance isn't enough to cover his physical therapy. He dies poor and alone.

If a blonde and a brunette fell off a cliff who would reach the ground first? The blonde because she was fatter.

what did the homeless man get for christmas.......................nothing

What type of jobs do black people have? That depends entirely on their qualifications and suitability to the relevant role.

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