Im a Tree... BARK BARK!!!

Robin, get in the car!

you: have you seen the movie constapated them:no you:its because it hasen't come out yet

Why did Susie fell off the swings? Because she didn't have any arms or legs.

Your momma is so fat that she decided to begin an exercise program and eat healthy and she lost weight.

Sprechen zie deutsche? nein!

Justin

Man in Balcony: You're telling it wrong!

60+8.99999999=68.99999999 soo close

A man walks into a bar After months of rehab he is giving in to his drinking abuse again and will ruin his life as well as his family

Why does Michael J Fox have such good handwriting? Through years of hardwork, perseverance, and rehabilitation.

Stat1st1cs sh0w 0ne 1n f1ve pe0ple d0n't understand b1nary

Wanna hear a joke about a baby with AIDS? It never gets old.

What's worse than watching paint dry or grass grow? Watching paint dry on grass.

010010101210001010 You dirty girl

Q) What do you call a black president? A) Mr. President

My favorite color is Ham. And I can count to Potato.

A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. It started raining and an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel for drinks. The friends had a wonderful trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

what is the biggest lie in the whole world? -please drink responsibly

Q. What do you call a white guy with a black dick? A. Gay

Why are some people so barbaric? Because some people are German.

Whats the difference between a woman and a fridge? A fridge doesn't fart when you take your meat out!

Is that your face or is your dog walking backwards.

what do mexicans and grass have in common You find them both in your front yard

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