- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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when Life gives you lemons, make lemonade. So i made some lemonade. Turns out the lemons Kawazaki Life gave me were poisoned and i shortly die afterwards. i wouldve died cursing out her name but she was cute so i forgave her in my mind. and thus i die in peace.

Why did the man lose the poker match in the jungle? He was playing a cheetah.

how many jews does it take for me to be able to have sex with my cousin's girlfriend? idk, but that's how many I need. actually let me have some extras. couldn't hurt.

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Why did the man with brain cancer die? He drove his Segway off a cliff.

Two tomatoes were crossing a road when one of them got hit by a truck. The other said, Carrot.

What do you call a jewish womans boobs? JUBES!

whats worse than a worm in your apple? the Holocaust

What to you call a heavy person, Someone overweight

Why do jews get their foreskin cut off? Because they're jewish.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He couldn't, his legs were broken

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They scolded her and sent her to her room.

how many drunk drivers does it take to drive home one and only one, if more than one drunk driver tried to drive home at the same time in the same car they would surely crash and not make it home.

What's got eight legs and one eye? Two chairs and half a pigs head.

Why do Vampires drink your blood? Because the movie maker needed a story

Roses are black Violets are black A black person died

why am I writing this...im bored

what happens when chuck norris does a push up. he pushes himself up

Your playing NBA 2k12 and some one steals the man your covering and you scream "THAT'S MY MAN!" what sounds wrong in this situation?

How do you scare a bonde? tell her you want to be her uterus?

A Black guy and a Mexican guy walk into the bar. The bar tender offers to buy them a round of drinks because he can tell they had a hard day at the office.

Why did the young boy die from Aggressive cancer? ...Because there isn't a cure.

What do you call a dear with no eyes. A mutilated dear.

What do you call a man with no legs, arms, or a head? A torso.

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