Roses are red, Violets are purple.

What do a Fascist and a Democrat both have in common? Involvement in politics.

What srtarts with "P" and ends in "orn"? Popcorn

A guy dared his friend to jump off a bridge for 10 bucks. His friend, fearing for his life did not jump.

roses are blue violets are red heres a gun now your dead

What would you call the Flintstones if they were black? You would still call them the Flintsones

Yo Momma's so old... She has lived a great life and you should be very proud of her even though she is slowly dying of a degenerative disease.

how do you have sex? i dont know im under age!

A bunch of nuns were riding a three-seat bicycle. The seats were comfy and no one complained.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

2001, 2 airplains fly into the world trait centers. the pilots then had their licences taken away.

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Mexican and an American are on a plane. It crashes due to an oversight concerning its weight limit, killing all of its passengers.

Roses are red Violets are violet Why does it go like that anyways? ~Yasmin~

What'd the black woman say when she met her husband's white mistress? Have you seen Jamal's socks?

Soccer...

Why did the elephant fall out of the tree Because the post man threw a fridge at it

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

A: I slept in your mums bed last night. B: don't care dad

Farlingaye high school :L what a crap place!

why did the plane crash ? Because a loaf of brad was flying it, and Loaves of bread don't fly planes

What starts with the letter P and ends with 'orn'? Porn....

What is a Mexicans favorite sport? Tennis.

how do you kill chuck norris. you don't

What do you call a black man with a hammer in his head? Dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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