Why did the elephant fall out of the tree Because the post man threw a fridge at it

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What is a Mexicans favorite sport? Tennis.

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What starts with the letter P and ends with 'orn'? Porn....

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Farlingaye high school :L what a crap place!

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What's the difference between Jews and Germans? Jews are allowed to have an opinion about the Holocaust and hoot and holler and threaten anyone who has a different opinion than they. The sad, anti-joke part of this is that most morons will actually support this tyrannical bullying behavior. Also, special taxes against Germans that they're not allowed to have a problem with. I guess slavery is okay if you're White.

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Why can't Johnny ride a bike? Because Johnny is a potato.

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Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

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Jane: The house is supposedly worth $ 6 million Jack: No way! The figure is made up.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges can't talk therefore this is not a accurate accusation.

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what would happen if every overweight person in america jumped at the same time? they would all get a little exercise.

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Justin Bieber.

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what is Rebecca black's favorite restaurant? Ruby Tuesdays

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Why is Henrik so AWESOME? Cos HE just IS!!!!

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What's funnier than 24? NOTHING!!!

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What's black and white and red all over? A dying zebra.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf.

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Its true... Chuck Norris has no hair on his balls. Because hair doesnt grow on steel.

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where did juan go after getting hit by a bus? the ground

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What happen when Sarah made but her nose in other people's business? Her vagina got set on fire by cole and derrek shoved your head up his ass!

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If you peel my skin off, I won't cry, but you will. What am I? A human being with a high pain threshold.

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All Bin Laden wanted was peace on earth and good will toward men.

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Your dads so fat he needs to go on a diet

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what happend to the kid standing on a railway, he got hit by a train

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Mom I am so sorry I molested you yesterday. Im not your mom! Phew, wanna go out?

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Anti Joke

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