- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a guy walks into the bedroom with a duck in his arms, his wife is in bed half nakid. he then coments out loud this is the pig im f**king. his wife says huny your holding a duck. then he with a serious look on his face says im sory i wasent talking to you

Your mom is so ugly that she had self-esteem problems and severe depression as a teenager due to merciless bullying due to her looks, however she overcame this, found a man who loved her for who she was, and then married him. She now lives a happy life.

I remember the last words my grandpa said before he kicked the bucket. I bet I can kick this bucket. He missed and had a heart attack.

How do you make someone laugh at a funeral? Laughing gas How do you make someone cry at a birthday party? Tear gas How do you make someone high at a wedding? - - - - - - - - - - - - - - There are many ways to get high in a wedding. Gas is not the only option.

What do you call a black Decepticon? Niggatron. What Pokemon is black? Niggachu. What lives in the sewers, eats pizza and is black? Teenage Mutant Nigga Turtles. What is Disney's most racist children's book? Winnie the Pooh and Nigger Too.

what did one dinosaur say to the other? "rawr"

Stare at the person nearest to you and say "sprinkles" with the straightest face possible.

What's better than r a p e? Consensual sex.

Q:How can you tell an asian has just robbed your home? A: You took the necessary precautions to purchase a very high quality security system and you caught the whole thing on tape, and the man was arrested.

Why did Jessica fall off the swing? She doesn't have any arms Knock, knock Whose there? Not Jessica

Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

Why did the black man jump off of a bridge? -He was in depression and comitted suicide.

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

How do you make someone cry? Shit on them

What's white, black and can't fit through a man hole? A nun with a spear in their head

What's blue and white and can't climb a tree? A fridge in a denim jacket!

How do you stop an oncoming bus? You push a stroller in front of it.

What did the man say ti the other man? Hi

Your face

How do you confuse a blond? Look at her

what's worst than being gay? being black

What is the definition of “making love”? Something a woman does while a guy is f-ing her.

Two men walk into a bar. You would have thought that the second one would have seen it.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor ? I lost my tractor!

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