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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three men are facing a firing squad. They are all promptly executed. Even if they were to escape by distracting the executioners, they would no doubt be shot down before they could get for.

SpiderMan, under that mask and your superhero clothes who are You really? Under these clothes, I...Am.... naked

What do a purple grape and an elephant have in common? They are both purple, except for the elephant.

why couldn't the blonde change the lightbulb? she couldn't find the leperchaun at the end of the rainbow

How do you wake up Lady GaGa? Poke her Face.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He didn't, he died in the middle of this task.

What do you call a baked bean falling from 10,000 feet? A baked bean

Whats funnier than 24? Adam Sandler.

I got pissed off at my little brother... So I threw him out of the window.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being taken to the slaughter house

what did the man say when he walked into the bar? Ouch!

Where does a blind person drive a car? Into a tree.

One time I walked into a fat kid..

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It probably saw an animal that it wanted to chase, or a person carrying food, or another dog that it wanted to make friends with.

Why couldn't the convicted felonist get back to America? He was in Antarctica and accidentally licked a flagpole.

LA Police, Christine Collins called. She wants her son back.

What's worse than having sex with a woman who has been dead for 10 minutes? Having sex with a woman who has been alive for 10 minutes.

What Do Yu Call 2 gay guys? Tyquan And Dnautica

Dad: hi son Kid: (looks sad and looks at the ground) Dad: what's wrong son. Kid:I raped a girl. Dad:Who? Did you rape son! Kid:mom.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he got hit by a fridge. Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she got hit by a fridge. Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because it had no face.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, What the **** did i just do? I have no clue......

My mom told me to shut up because I was screaming as I was strangled.

Yo mama so short, she developed a debilitating neck problem from having to look up at people when talking to them.

someone tell england that a depressed guy smoking a cigarette is not a movie.

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