What do you do when a sing is stuck inside your head? Put a gun to your head, and shoot the song to death. It will work. Trust me. Youll never hear the song again. Or anything again.

Why was the girl crying? Because I raped her

knock knock who's there? penis in penis in who? penis in you

Why did the man walk up to a bank teller with a gun? He is the security guard; he wanted to ask her for financial advice.

What do you say to a hamster? 42 and weasels

How do you kill Lady Gaga? There is no point in trying, she is too heavily guarded.

what is 2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2-2+2x0 20

How to open an orange? You don't you peal it

A fish walks into a bar. He proceeds to talk the bartender. "Blub blub blub" The fish sitting next to him whispers to the bartender. "What is he talking about." The bartender shrugs.

How did the 8 year old child die? He was raped at the age of 7 and given the STD of AIDS. His clock then started as his family weaped his final days of his life.

why shouldn't you get a clown angry? Because they'll yell at you.

If you're head weren't attached to your shoulders... you'd be dead.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Why did Moses cross the road? He wanted to play Xbox with his friend Jeff. Moses was a 12 year old boy from California.

What colour is chocolate? Brown.

What's brown and sticky? A piece of toffee, which is brown and/or dark brown in color.

How do you make a girl scout cry? Steal her cookies

MOTHER OF GOD! Someone get this horse out of here!

A donkey looks at a goat. The goat walks away.

Why did the blind man itch his knee? He has cancer

Your mom is so fat, I do not see how she can possibly wipe effectively.

19 roosters walk into a roller coaster

A man walks into a bar. What does he say? A: Ow.

Stop Iran! We need the money.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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