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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop your golf ball from hitting a goose? You dont.

My friend was driving me home from a party, and was quite drunk. I was relieved that we did not get into a car crash.

What did Valerie get for her birthday? Nothing. Because no one loves her

A moose walks into a food store. He asks the lady working there where the potatoes are. She says "go down aisle 5.'' he goes down aisle 5 and there arent any potatoes

A man is pulled over because he is suspected of drunk driving. The officer comes to the window and is greeted by a man who then replies: What seems to be the officer, problem?

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the seat next to you? A: Whatever his name happens to be.

A duck walks into a bar Its theoretical comical universe implodes from the destructive weight of inevitable punchlines and everyone in the bar dies.

What does an Irishman say to you in the morning? Nothing because you only speak French.

What green and has wheels? grass I lied about the wheels

How do you get a Mexicans attention? By calling him by his name.

Why did Piglet look in the toilet? He was probably fascinated by the flush.

The $5.00 Foot-long at Subway's is actually $5.45 due to tax.

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How many retards does it take to change a lightbulb?? None it is physically impossible

What is purple and rhymes with apple? Nothing

How do you make a clown happy? You sucks it's dick

A jew goes into a church. Yolo.

A dog walks into the local newspaper to place an ad. The dog writes; "woof woof, woof woof woof." Receptionist: You know you can ad another two woofs for the same price? Dog: Well that wouldn't make any sense at all?

What did the arsonist shout out in the movie theater? Nothing. He set the exits ablaze and said absolutely nothing.

Why did the little kid use pillows at night? Because he was constipated.

Why did an asian lawyer commit suicide? Because his wife left him and he hated his miserable life.

A Jew and a Muslim walk into a bar. They end up getting into a heated argument. After about an hour of back and forth they decide that each person has a valid point, agree to disagree, and go about there business.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.

What is worse than the holocaust Nothing it was fine with the Jews in camps burning and dying

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