Caitlin Jenner has a mangina.

what do you call a dog with no legs? whatever his owner named him it is a shame he can`t run and play with other dogs.

How do you kill Helen Keller? With a gun.

What do you call a black airline pilot? An airline pilot.

What's worse than someone who isn't racist? A racist.

what do you call a blonde who can't drive? a poor driver

carn ehney bodie hellp mie with mine smellings?

were at work systems r down

KENYAN HEALTHCARE kenyan water kenyan aids-free kenyan we dont have flies around us

A black man walks into a bar in an all white neighborhood. He has a couple of drinks, pays for them, and politely calls a taxi for a ride home.

A man walks into a bar. He bumps his head on the iron and has headaches for a week.

what did mohammed say to Jesus? nothing they lived in completly different time periods

Knock Knock! Who's there? Jim. Jim who? Jim your cousin. Kathy then let Jim inside her house and helped him carry the pizza boxes into the kitchen. Everyone had fun and enjoyed the party very much that night.

What do you can a stinky mexican? Whatevet his name may be. Possibly Jose

What is a haiku? Are they hard to come up with? Obviously not.

Everything's looking fine, ma'am. Hope to see you again real soon.

One day a mexican guy came up with a great anti-joke about jewish guys. Upon sharing it with a canadian buddy of his, he collapsed and died from a cerebral hemorrhage where he was then hit by a bus and mauled to bits by a pack of saber-tooth tigers.

How many kids with Asperger's does it take to change a light bulb? Tyrannosaurus lived in the Cretaceous Period.

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I HAVE AIDS NOW YOU DO TOO

I contracted AID's from a prostitute So I went out and killed 4 gay since they are the most prominent carriers of the disease I also killed a black man I kill a black man everyday

Jolly Rancher the particle beam is in the alpha quadrant and we are good to go.Please confirm receipt of this communique. Cell Leader Iqbal

A police officer asks a witness of a murder what he witnessed. The man replies "A murder"

Have you seen the flock of birds? probably not because they hit a window and all died at impact.

What did the hooker get for Christmas ? AIDS.

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