- Anti Joke

What does the fox say? Nothing a fox is incapable of speech.

Is maynaise an instrument?

What does the orphan say to its parents? nothing, orphans dont have parents

What did the Joker say to Batman? Why are we wearing these stupid costumes

Which way do 4 gay guys walk South then past the milkbar then around the corner

Why did the blond paint in the nude? because she couldn't find her clothes, and wanted to express her emotions through art

If only i were a man! You not! Your a.... WO-MAN!

The sentence at the bottom is true. The sentence at the top is false.

what did the boy with no arms get for christmas? A pair of robtic arms and now he has super stregth so he fuk up any body who said he would get cancer.

Did you hear about the Dislexic Devil worshipers? They sold their soul to Santa.

The morning of her 16th birthday, April's parents presented her with a young racehorse named Bolt. Bolt was energetic and strong the first two days, easily trotting around their 4 acre estate, but the following morning, when April went out to bring Bolt his breakfast, she found him leaning on his stable, head down, slowly rolling side to side. Upon seeing her newfound friend in distress, she promptly asked, "Are you okay Bolt? Why the long face?" Soon after, April realized that she had made a clever pun and grinned childishly. April's glory was short lived however, when Bolt suddenly collapsed due to an aortic aneurysm. Having spent most of their retirement on this racehorse, April's parents sold the ranch and moved into a retirement home, disgracing their daughter for not taking care of their steed. April, believing herself to be the culprit for Bolt's death, later committed suicide.

Q. What did the atheist ask the pregnant woman? A. You gonna eat that?

Q- what do you call a Jew swimming in the Antarctic? A- Dead, any man wouldn't survive swimming in water that cold

Whats grosser than a bloody hand? 2 bloody hands.

Q: What did the redneck say when he ran out of beer? A: I need more beer.

Whats the difference between Tina Turner and dead babies? I have never fu*ked Tina Turner before.

What do you have Canasta!!! Were not playing canasta you stupid asshole

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A man walked into a house, He never came back out as he fell down the stairs and snapped his neck, His family mourn him everyday.

If you give a hobo a stick he might poke u with it

how many Arabs and Jews can you fit on a bus? The bus in question is a 56 seater,so 56. If you cram some people in the aisles you could probably fit 65 if you didn't care about anyone's comfortability sheesh you might even for in 100 or more.

A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She compiled and saw the error of her ways.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she has no arms

A man walks into a bar He is now in the emergency room suffering from deep lacerations to the forehead as well as a bloody nose.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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