A horse walks into a bar. It trips over a barstool, breaks it's leg, and is butchered and turned into canned dog food.

what did the bannana say to the milk carton. nothing bannanas cant talk and their on the other side of the store

A black man walks in to a bar and say ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

A midget and a jew walk into a bar. i forget the rest of the joke but your motheris a tramp.

When Kurt Cobain was little, his mother told him to never play with guns but I guess it went through one ear and out the other.

A French man gets into a fight

Wanna hear something dirty? Mud.

Where's Wally? In a children's book.

What's sadder then a dead puppy? 2 dead puppies.

I like school Said no one ever.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Yes.

Roses are red Violets are blue i suck at poems nice titz

whats hairy and fat? I DONT KNOW YOU TELL ME RETARD

What did the blind kid say to his dad Nothing , his dads dead

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

Is J.P. dumb? Yes

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

whats black and white and red all over? a zebra crossing after a horrible, horrible car accident

Knock Knock. Who's there? Irune. Irune who? Irune my life with all this red sand.

Who in Tyrone's black family gave him presents on christmas? Not his dad.

That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

Why did the mother get upset with her son? Because he sexually experimented with his cousin.

Why did the Elf stab the Gnome? Because I was on a bad acid trip.

Why did the boy go swimming in the ocean? He didn't. the current pulled him in and he drowned.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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