What did one homo-sexual say to his four homo-sexual friends? Were One Direction!!

wanna here a good joke? me too.

Q: Whats the difference between a table and a Mexican? A: You tell me.

Why did the gay man not walk straight? Because I took a jack hammer to his foot

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

In a galaxy far, far, away.... There were quasars, stars, and various sized meteors.

ring around the rosie ... your dead

There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They all had different colors of hair.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

Ben has 3 apples and Charlie has 2 apples, how many carrots can fit in my anus? Banana, because cows have 4 legs

What types of animals are the most dangerous? Dangerous ones.

The EPA.

What is the most confusing day for chavs? Fathers day

What did one say to the other woman? I have a penis

What do you call a Mexican who steals cars? John Doe, until he's been identified.

Why are black people not allowed to play football? They are.

Where did the duck hide its pail? UNDER THE STAIRS!!

On a tusday night, three guys walk into a bar After realising they have to work they proceed to exit

What do you do when you do what the do is the do for the do to do what you're doing that's done for what she did if you didn't do what not to do? ^error

Two reporters walk into Tah rir Square. Both are abused and that's sad.

Why couldn't the dinosaur sing? Because dinosaurs are extinct

How did Moses make his tea? He steeped the tea leaves for around 5 minutes in hot water.

Why didn't Superman save anyone on September 11? He was in a wheelchair.

Why did the priest kill his family? Preists can't marry, therefore have not families.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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