- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If Sally has 4 apples and Dan has 3 apples, how many apples do they have together? Red, because ducks have 2 legs.

What do you call an elephant and a rhino mixed? Ahellifiknow.

An under aged man walks into a bar. the bar tender forgets to ask for his ID and gives him a beer. That man was later fired.

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Life gave me limes. Now how am I suppose to make lemonade

Q; What feels like plastic and tastes fake? A: School Food

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Why would Maria not have sex with Liam? Because she is Danish and doesn't shave and therefore is self-conscious

What do u call a man pointing a gun at you? A man with an anger issue

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

Yo mama so fat.

roses are black, violets are black, im dead.

Why did it rain happiness? The people who wrote the jokes above and below this one exploded.

Whats blind and deaf? Hellen Keller.

where was Billy during the bomb? Every where

I wonder if God looks at the Earth all these years later and thinks, Man, I really went overboard with the water, didn't I?

Why did sally fall of of the swing she had no arms

Why was billy made fun of his whole life? Because he's mentally retarded

Justin Bieber hits puberty

What kind of bee's make milk? Booobies!

A: Do you like it B: No

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