What did you get for your birthday? I got older

Whats long,hard, and has c.u.m in ig? Cucumber....also my wiener

Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. The mailman who? Anthrax.

If a picture is worth a thousand words, what is a video worth?

Why didn't the teenager go to high school? He was murdered

A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender asks: "why the long face?" The horse didn't respond, because it's a horse.

What's brown, sticky, green, yellow, and orange that rides a unicycle? I have no clue, that's why I asked.

A black student graduated High School

What's worse than an ice cream cone falling over? The Holocaust. What's worse than that? Two ice cream cones falling over.

So a horse walks into a bar.. and breaks both its front legs. The owner has to shoot it because it can't race anymore

In Soviet Russia, everything you do will have an equal and opposite effect, for the laws of physics still apply in every part of the world. No matter where you are.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because pterodactyls along with all other dinosaurs have been extinct for millions of years.

Yo' mama's so fat she has type 2 diabetes.

no pun intended

War horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long film?'

2 black people and a mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The black person because they decided it would save gas if they all carpooled to their job.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know ask a second grader.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms.

What is pink, red and silver and crawls into walls? A baby with forks in it's eyes

There are two kinds of people in this world: those that finish their sentences

irish man drinking john smiths

You are driving a canoe home when the wheels suddenly fall off. How many pancakes does it take to fill a doghouse?

There once was a girl who took away my source of entertainment. Her name was Nicole.

Knock knock. Who is there? The FBI. They have a warrant for your arrest.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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