Why did they black straight guy go into an all white gay bar....? Because he went to the wrong place.

How do you fix a chimpanzee? With a monkey wrench

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

Why was Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven beat and raped Six when he was child multiple times, and Seven threatened to kill Six if he told anyone.

Why was the man crying? He has aids.

what is red with 2 legs? half a cat

What does a Jew do when he finds money on the street? He picks it up and is probably happy it was there.

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Yesterday i had a conversation with my husband. I asked him if he slept with another women. He said yes

Roses are red Violets are blue Get in the shed I'm gonna screw you

Roses are red violets are blue I have alziemers banana cookie!

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sociopathic murderer.

What did the penguin say to the peacock? Die, you homosexual!

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

What do you call a black person living in the US? An African American.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To pick up the remains of the thousands of his friends that lost their lives to this joke.

Doctor, I've caught a cold. Take a Halls.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

What did the Jew say to the German? He said hello.

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS ROAD?!!! cause he was silly

Why did the priest take a little boy into the back room? To talk about the boy's future.

Why was Rosa Parks forced to sit in the back of the bus? Rebecca Black decided to sit in the front.

Once upon a time, a handsome prince met a beautiful princess. They both fell in love with each other. They then got married and lived happily ever after.

Jesus was born and rased a jew

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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