How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

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A giraffe walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?!" to witch he replied " I've just been mugged outside.".

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What makes boys so stupid? They like to play with girls' hearts and break them until they spew out blood all over the place.

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why did the Mexican fall and not the black man. i don't know, go ask the Asian.

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Q: Why did the girl have dirty knees? A: Cause she was dragged through the forest and raped.

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What did i say to the stupid person? Your Stupid.

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what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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What's green and looks like a red truck? A green truck.

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What did the clinically depressed man get for Christmas? He received many of splendid gifts and a joyous day with his family. He realized that his life isn't so bad after all, and went home with his head held high. He was then eaten by a vicious looking 7.

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I hate weddings! Old people always poke u and say "ur next" so I've decided to do the same to them... At Funerals

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was deaf and blind.

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i quit soccer because science happened and then i forgot how to screw in a lightbulb

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woman's rights

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What do you call a Mexican that swam across the border? An illegal immigrant.

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What do a Jew and a homeless man both have in common? They both get nothing for Christmas

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Why was there a black man and a white man in a bar? Due to the probability of this occurance happening due to percentages of black/white people in a bar, this specific situation should be of no shock, in fact it is a completely normal occurance one of which should not be questioned

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Q:whats the difference between grass and a car? A:They all have wheels, except the grass

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What is mary short for? Mary had an accident with a semi-truck and had to get both of her legs amputated.

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Ask me if I'm wearing pants. Are you wearing pants? Yeah.

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A chinchilla and an octopus walk into a bar. What do they say? The octopus says Hello but the chinchilla says nothing because chinchillas cannot talk.

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Mel Gibson is awoken by the ringing of his telephone. He proceeds to have a nice conversation with his wife.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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