Why the did black man climb the ladder? To get on the roof of the building to install a satellite dish.

A Jew, a black guy, and a redneck are walking down the street because their car broke down a few miles back.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have five fingers The third one's for you

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Why didn't the Mexican kid go to school? Because he was sick.

What did Mr. Sandman do whrn the boy asked for one too many dreams, nothing because Mr. Sandman was the boys bitch.

Where's my tractor?

Yo mamma so black, she uses armor all instead of lotion...

Jay Z: a guy eats a gluten free pickle flavored cupcake, what happened? Will ferell: no one knows what it means! It's provocative!!

Do the roar!

Roses are red Violets are blue I am staraiL so dont touch me!!!!!

Why was the man alone? Because he was tied to a tree.

Why isnt there a womens NASCAR? Because NASCAR does not yet have the funding to start a women's league.

Eeny meeny miny moe, Catch a piglet by its toe, If it squeals let it go, Or you'll be arrested for animal abuse and receive a heavy fine.

What did the snowman say when winter was ending? -Nothing you dumbass

Roses are red violets are blue I am in 301 Club and so are you.

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Why did the the black man die? Because he had an incurable disease.

You know whats funnier than 24? What? 25.

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

what's white, sits around all day, and sucks on tits? a baby.

Q: Why do police men keep killing unarmed black men? A: I don't know.

What Batman said to Robin before they got in the car? -Get in the car Robin!

Q: What did the newborn dumpster baby say to the raccoon? A: Nothing. Newborn babies cannot talk.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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