-knock knock -i'm not at home, go away!

Why does a gay guy come out of the closet? He can't see anything inside.

What do dogs and keyboards have in common? Nothing.

Doctor: I regret to tell you that you have multi-personality disorder. Patient: Which one of us?

Why was the lady afraid of cooking? Because her husband always beat her with a frying pan

Suck pussy

Whats worse then world war 3 world war 4

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes, how may I help you?

What's an X-BOX? A box where you find a treasure

Q: What was the last thing to enter the bug's mind as it flew into the windshield? A: His back legs.

Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

goats are like mushrooms, if you shoot a duck, im scared of toasters

Why did the middle age man walk across the street? There were no vehicles currently driving on that particular road

yada yada

What's worse than the holocaust? Another holocaust.

Your mom's so dumb she has cancer...... oh wait that's racist

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How do you kill a vampire? You can't because vampires aren't real.

Hey, did you guys hear what happened the Steve Jobs? He died.

Morgan Freeman walks into a bar. Everyone is pleasantly surprised that they are in the presence of a celebrity.

What did the man order at KFC, in Miami? A face.

Why wasn't Kevin Love able to draw a perfect circle. Because, he just wasn't able to get the job done

im @ work, LOL.

Wanna hear a joke? women's rights. jaye clenton is a fag.

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