Why did the man fall of his bicycle? Because someone threw a fridge at him

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shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay

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What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

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America needs to burn Less fossil fuels to save the environment

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Roses are blue Violets are polka dot I suck at rhyming Pandas

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What do you call a something with no limbs? a snake

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, didn't you read the sign on the front door? It says, "People with suits on will not be served." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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How can you tell I'm the biggest idiot in the room? Look at me.

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Goats are like toilets, I shit in them

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A man walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "What'll you have?" The man replies "Surprise me." The bartender proceeds to mix cyanide with the mans drink and loses his bartending license and goes to prison for murdering a customer.

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Q: Why is 8 afraid of 9? A:Because 9 killed 8's family

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What's the difference between a Lawyer and a hooker? Job description, income, and an incredibly large list of other things.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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Knock knock Who's there? To To be continued.

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Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

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i am 26 why was i kidnapped 13 years ago cause i was in a badly written play

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Q: What does Chinese look like? A:Chinese

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A chicken walks into a bar and orders a beer. He's not really a chicken, he's just called a chicken because he is always afraid.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

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Why did the Europeans colonise Africa Because they couldn't do it themselves

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Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she is dead.

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A: My dog has no nose. B: How does it smell? A: Terrible.

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Why did Jessy crawl to her bed? Because she has no legs.

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Why was Rebecca Black beaten with a pole when she sang Friday? It was Saturday

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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