what happened at the end of the korean marley and me? dinner

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"I know it. I can feel it in my nuggets." -Chicken Joe

1 black man on the moon = problem 10 black people on the moon = problems Whole black population on the moon = problem solved

Q:What happens when a bug walks into a bar A:It gets stepped on

Q: When there's something strange In your neighbourhood, Who you gonna call? A: The Local Authorities!

why did the man hit the flight attendant? Im just kidding he didnt.

Penis.

I'm 23, just like most people my age.

George Lopez never said anything funny in his life.

Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights.

why did jenny fall off the swing? because she had no arms Knock Knock Whos there? not jenny

What gets you a succesful life and career? Swag

Why did the baby crawl onto the road? because a sick bastard put a bottle of milk there knowing that a bus would be going through that route soon.

I have a riddle. What's black and white and red all over? Nothing. That's impossible.

What do you call a man who tripped on a rock? A man who tripped on a rock.

knock, knock who's their? police get down on the ground!

I like Pi. It can make circles.

What did the slave say to its master? Nothing meanwhile he and his family had terminal cancer and were worked without pay for 20 years before dying fro, multiple cases of AIDS and infections within thier lungs and mouths.

Q. What did batman say to Robin before they got in the car? A. Get in the car Robin.

Things to do get an A on my test win my hockey game become immortal well that escalated quickly

roes are red violets are blue we have nothing in common so baby were through

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun...

Roses are red violets are blue I'm black give me money

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