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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the man living in the box buy with his new found money? A bigger box.

pickles are green infection is yellow all the girls i know call me a good fellow

What is worst than 1 baby dead in a microwave? 2 babies dead in the same microwave !

Two flatfishes swam in a bathtub.

A blind duck walks under a coffee table. Luckily, it was shorter that the table, walked underneath, and continued unharmed. Then it was eaten by a cat it couldn't see.

whats black? the colour

Why do mexicans like tacos? Because tacos are a very well liked food and they happen to taste good

bob said "Hi Joe why the long face" Joe replies "I'm a horse dip sh*t"

What did the rabbit buy the Jewish duck for Hanukkah? Nothing, animals don't celebrate holidays.

Q:Whats Brown and sticky? A:Maple Syrup

whats worse than a dog biting you? two dogs biting you whats worse than that? the Holocaust whats worse than that three dog bites and one of them happens to have rabies

what looks like a sock and goes on peoples feet? A sock

Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

Why was the blonde sad? Her phone was broken due to an NNEMP.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause fuck you thats why

What is red and has wheels? Grass, I lied about it being red and having wheels.

Q: You and a thousand other people are suddenly bursting in flames at a park, there is a big barrel of water just a few steps away from you, what do you do in order to save the people that truly matter? A: Stop drop and roll, duh!

Why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he was laughing so hard at the man who farted and burped at the same time.

What's the difference between a dead Blackman in the road and a dead dog in the road? There's skid marks in front of the dog.

How many are in a baker's dozen? 12 bakers

T-rex: If you're happy and you know it clap your hands, oh...

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

So a guy walks into a bar and says, "I can hold a spoon in between my butt-cheeks." Jillian Michaels asked him if that will help him lose weight.

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