- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a trash can full of dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

What do you call a black man that steal from your shop? A thief

Your d is so small that when you had a boner and walked into the wall....... YOU BROKE YOUR NOSE! Millimeter Monster bro

Q: Whats the difference between water melon and a baby? A: Watermelon is a fruit.

A horse finds himself sleeping in the ocean. Immediately, he decides to be a dolphin.

Did you ever notice that if you blow in a dogs face it goes mad, yet when you take him on a car ride he sticks his head straight out the window?

An Arab walks into a bar. He doesn't explode, and has a fun time with his friends.

what do you call a dead arab? a suicide bomber

Why did the Mexican jump the border? Because his mom told him the grass was always greener on the other side... She lied.

"knock knock" "whos there?" "pizza delivery!"

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whats worse than one bee sting? two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings? the halocaust whats worse than the halocaust? three bee stings

Whats the Difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies? A Pile of dead babies is basically useless

Pooring urine into your eyes, is a natural way to cure pink eye. Found this out this morning.

pickles are green infection is yellow all the girls i know call me a good fellow

What did one Platypus say to the other Platypus? Nothing, Platypuses can't talk. However, they are the only mammal to lay eggs.

whats the difference between an iron and a priest? An iron is a hand-held device which presses clothes and a priest is a person who is authorized to perform the sacred rituals of a religion.

why didnt the little boy say goodbye to his mom because he got hit by a bus

What is worst than 1 baby dead in a microwave? 2 babies dead in the same microwave !

A man is talking with his friend when suddenly he picks up a banana. He starts talking with the banana, and after a while of conversing the man sadly puts down his banana and says to his friend, "I'm sorry but your son has just died in a horrible accident."

What happens when you walk around with a kick me sign on your back? you get punched in the face. How are you supposed to know it says kick, you cant see your own back.

why do firemen wear red suspenders. I dont know because they go with there hat.

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