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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Question: why did the pilot crash the plane? Answer: because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Why did the black guy punch the white guy? They were both professional boxers.

A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

you are getting chased by a lion, a tiger, and a zebra. What do you do???? Get off the Merry-go-round.

What's worse than having two girlfriends at once? Seven. Seven girlfriends.

Knock knock! who's there? Doctor Doctor who? No, this is your actual doctor, you have cancer.

What do you call something thats mostly made of wood, big, round and stupid A retarded version of the Knights of the round table

If you were a pie I'd eat you

What's long, hard, and black, and goes into wet things? A submarine.

What did the man with sores on his tounge get for a birthday present? He recieved a very nice pair of trousers which he wore to work from time to time

why did arno fly away? he was a bird

(This poem is written by a dog) Roses are gray Violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

Did you hear about the guy in town living in a tyre, he got a puncture now hes living in a flat.

whats worse than being out in the cold? Being on the sun.

What do humans and trees have in common? -If you hit them with an ax multiple times, they fal down

what did the addidas sign say to the nike sign? I'm all in

What do you call a black man that has just gotten out of jail? A former criminal who has served his time in prison and is now trying to redeem himself by becoming a respectable member of his community

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Recycling anti-jokes

a man walks into a bar, it hurt.

What was the cancer patients last wish? For the pain to go away...Yolo...-Avery Scott Vartanian

Is your daddy a thief? Because he stole my wallet.

What do you call a black person who has fallen? an ambulance

I am going to school I live in Ohio, but I'm at Germany How do I do it? I'm a blonde, nobody knows

Yo momma so fat,she went on a diet and now exersizes regularly

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